guy goes crazy and shoots my super sweet sixteen movie

I just wish I could send you the tape, but there is no way the curator will give out a copy. He was looking for part time work, as he is going to school full time at the local university, and the museum needed someone to work just the weekends to cover the nights when the regular guy was off duty.Īnyway, his name is Thomas Criker, and the funny part is that it was his birthday! Yeah, just turned twenty! Can you imagine? What a birthday present to give yourself! He actually castrated himself Monday morning, at 4:47am to be exact! Everything’s right on tape, clear as day, crystal clear and in living color! He’s really cute too, and seems such a waste.

They had one guy already, but added this college kid to the staff because he had worked for a burglar alarm company the previous summer. They hired him about a month ago to be one of the night security guards.

Anyway, sure as shit, this guy did it and while it’s a tragedy, it’s still one of the hottest tapes I’ve ever seen. I HAVE to tell you what happened this past weekend! It appears that at our local museum a college kid actually castrated himself! I kid you not! I mean, I was over at the museum yesterday, and the museum curator, being a friend of mine, let me watch the security tape of the “accident.” It seems the local papers picked up the story, so you might see something if it gets into the API. Still, I’m sure those parties and castration contests were pretty intense affairs. I hope that bastard got what he deserved. Private Correspondence of an Imperial Castration Maiden by PR - 'Fixing' the problem of the RebellionĪssembly Line by Zoroaster - In the near-future, even getting neutered has been automatedĪ Woman's Right by First Timer - His wife decides to 'upgrade' his equipmentįucking Tables of the Past: the Fifth Letter Variation on a Nude Beach by actaeon76 - Have fun. Men with Penises Now in the Minority by Ed - The genetically engineered world of the future She just found out her groom is one of the outlaws. The Modern Adjusted Male by JustOneGuy - By law, every male is supposed to be 'Adjusted' for the good of society. But to marry a traditional girl, he'll have to accept it.

Learning to Love My Penectomy by Anonymous - He'd dreaded the tradition all his life.

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Guy goes crazy and shoots my super sweet sixteen movie